Brad RANTS – The New Series
Mar 17th 2009 · by B-Rad
Comin’ At Ya IN YO FACE! Loyal Fans of Brad Rants will enjoy this new little series I am bustin’ out.
“Brad RANTS”
rant
To rave in violent, high-sounding, or extravagant language; to be noisy, boisterous, and bombastic in talk or declamation
I have seen too much bullshit lately around fitness, nutrition, kettlebells, what people are claiming to be workouts, and overall this kum ba yah barrel of monkey liver. These will be specific topics that I deem important.
NOTHING is safe from a RANT. All RANTS will carry this…
“WARNING: You may be offended if you choose to read further. I plead the 5th when your sissy feelings are hurt.”
Would you TRUST this guy? MILLIONS have for a long long time…

and that has brought us to: tricep kickbacks, fire hydrants, and workout-wear fashion DISASTER.
Would you TRUST this guy?

Well, you better TRUST this one… cuz he’s gonna BRING IT!
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Word to your mother.
Crank it!
B-Rad











how come you write like you’re on crack cocaine? don’t people usually write like they talk? do you crank the tunes and pump yourself up before you spew out this rabblerouse? just sayin’.