What’s YOUR Excuse?
May 12th, 2009
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by Brad · Filed Under: Breaking Barriers · Rants
Excuses. Excuses for NOT doing something–in this case, exercise–are actually REASONS FOR DOING SOMETHING. Self-talk is powerful. Carry around a notebook for 48 hours and write down EVERYTHING you say to yourself. Let me know the heavier scale…positive vs. negative self-talk. Here is SHORT List of excuses I hear on a weekly basis…
What’s YOUR Excuse?
I don’t have time.
I’m too busy.
I travel a lot for my job.
I have 2, 3, 4 kids.
My doctor says I’m “OK.” (aka: “I’m LAZY.”)
I just had a baby.
I’ve tried 7 other exercise programs and they’ve all failed.
The gym intimidates me.
Exercise is boring.
I’m too old.
I’m too young.
I’m too fat.
I’m too thin.
I don’t know where to begin
I have a thyroid condition.
I’m on too many medications.
I’m depressed.
I’ve tried 17 diets they’ve all failed.
Exercise is painful.
It’s too expensive.
I’m too out-of-shape.
I’m not ready for commitment.
I don’t have any equipment.
I’m too tired.
I have to get in shape BEFORE I start kettlebelling or personal training (huh?)
[if what you've been doing were working, we wouldn't be having this conversation.]
And my ALL-TIME FAVORITE…I have a hang nail.
Seriously? Really? I know you have a problem. That’s why your circling the blue skies “thinking” about looking better naked instead of “DOING” something about it.
When I was 16, I developed a MAJOR low back problem at the time. I am sure this was developing over time and then one day “BAM!” I bent over to tie my shoe and could not get out of the fetal position. After some X-Rays here is what I discovered…
A spondylolisthesis. I actually have 6 lumbar vertebrae instead of 5 (maybe that’s why I’m so screwed up
and the 6th one has a hairline fracture which is basically permanent. Here’s what MY back looks like…
Yes this is an x-ray of MY LOW BACK. Notice how the last lumbar is shifted forward 30+ % off my tailbone. Remember, this was discovered when I was 16 years old playing hoops and running track & cross country. Now I am 32 years old and feel better now than I did then. In spite of this “condition”, which by the way is as common as 1 in 8000 people, I still am LOVING feats of strength and training my ass off because I love strength and conditioning. And I am doing all of it PAIN FREE!
Here’s what I’ve accomplished since discovering my low back being not “normal” (what IS “normal?)
- All Conference Basketball
- Average 3 pt field goal % at 42% in HS senior season
- All-time leader most 3 pters attempted in a season
- All-time leader most 3 pters made in a season
- All Conference Track & Field
- 1600 m (1 mile) PR 4:47 / 3200m (2 mile) PR 9:41
- All Conference Cross Country (HS only had Cross Country my Senior Year)
- 5000m (5k / 3.1 miles) PR 17:57 (1995)
- Deadlift 495 lbs at 196 bodyweight
- Snatch 32kg (70lbs) kettlebell for 95 reps in 5 minutes @ 196 lbs bodyweight
- Double Snatch pair of 40kgs kettlebells (176 lbs) x 3 reps
- Double Pistol (1 Leg Squat) pair of 28kgs (124 lbs ) kettlebells for 1 rep each leg
…you get the idea.
This is NOT meant to brag on me. It is to show you that despite circumstances out of my control, I chose to continue down a path I loved. And because of it “what doesn’t kill you, MAKES YOU STRONGER.”
Here’s what I did about my back “condition”…
Mobility. I specifically recommend Z Health Performance.

Kettlebells. I specifically recommend Dragon Door Kettlebells.
- Turkish Get Ups
- Windmills
- RKC Arm Bars
- Military Presses
Mobility + Kettlebells completely fixed my low back condition. I feel and perform better now at age 32 than at age 16.
Now what’s YOUR excuse…I mean YOUR REASON ??
Crank it!
B-Rad







Nice!! MWA.
You are so right on the money with this post. No one can get you in better shape but you. Excuses are a way to avoid taking responsibility for yourself. What people need to realize is that it is empowering to take control of your body and that energy spills over into all aspects of your life. I am living proof.
Brad I think you might enjoy this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obdd31Q9PqA
Hey, I remember cheering when you made those 3-point field goals during basketball season! Ha! Impressive considering your back problems…
Brad,
I have had spondylolisthesis since the 80’s….L4, L5-I think I was like a grade 2.5, Anyway they wanted to do spinal fusion on me back then and I said no thanks (my L5/S1 eventually fused on its own). I also was told I had spinal stenosis. Anyway through proper technique and flexibility and mobility exercises (thank you Eric Cressey)I have been virtually pain free and asymptomatic since being diagnosed!
Preach on brother Brad!!
Z Health + Kettlebells is THE way to go, but each person has to take that first step. NOBODY will ever do the work for you.
Rock on
Mike T Nelson
PhD(c),CSCS, ZMT
Look for a no PC excuse buster at noneforyou.net and laugh your rear off.